"Every women deserves a man who looks at her every day like it's the first time he saw her." This was the happening thing to like today in Facebook's world. Being the innate jackass that I am, I was vivid and all barrels of laughter at the new found height of stupidity of women folk(ok some are not stupid but then again the ratio of sensible non pink loving women to the pink loving ones makes the sensible ones non-existent). I was just amazed as to; are women really that ignorant and stupid or are men such good con artists?? Failing to find any answers(the answer to the second one is a BIG NO though) I took a huge responsibility upon my shoulders just to give a sneak view of what men really are!! See I'm not a Male Chauvinist after all if anything I am, I am a Feminist!! Even before writing I can hear the words Et Tu Brute?? Sorry folks but you all know yourself you could never deceive your mother in lifetime how do you think that you will be able to deceive girls that easily!!
This one's for Mills and Boons loving girls!!!
Sorry to shatter your illusion girls but if a man looked at a woman the same way he looked at her the first time... it would be best described in your language as CREEPY!!! and I am pretty sure you would stoop down many fathoms and will call him "SAALA THARKI SUAR!!!"
PS Men are total perverts and their aim never changes unlike women ;-) Also I am just an average man.
PPS "SALA THARKI SUAR" means "BASTARDLY HORMONAL PIG" for the non Hindi speaking folks!!
lmao! this is so funny! NOT TRUE AT ALL, but still some funny shit :D :D
ReplyDeleteBoys are not bastardly hormonal pig!! :O
ReplyDeleteThanks =)
I guess have proved all my points right and valid :)