What a girl wants??.. You better beware!!

Not in a mood to create a serene atmosphere, I today am taking a face ward plunge into how miserable we Men are!!

"Every women deserves a man who looks at her every day like it's the first time he saw her." This was the happening thing to like today in Facebook's world. Being the innate jackass that I am, I was vivid and all barrels of laughter at the new found height of stupidity of women folk(ok some are not stupid but then again the ratio of sensible non pink loving women to the pink loving ones makes the sensible ones non-existent). I was just amazed as to; are women really that ignorant and stupid or are men such good con artists?? Failing to find any answers(the answer to the second one is a BIG NO though) I took a huge responsibility upon my shoulders just to give a sneak view of what men really are!! See I'm not a Male Chauvinist after all if anything I am, I am a Feminist!! Even before writing I can hear the words Et Tu Brute?? Sorry folks but you all know yourself you could never deceive your mother in lifetime how do you think that you will be able to deceive girls that easily!!

This one's for Mills and Boons loving girls!!!

Sorry to shatter your illusion girls but if a man looked at a woman the same way he looked at her the first time... it would be best described in your language as CREEPY!!! and I am pretty sure you would stoop down many fathoms and will call him "SAALA THARKI SUAR!!!"

PS Men are total perverts and their aim never changes unlike women ;-) Also I am just an average man.

PPS "SALA THARKI SUAR" means "BASTARDLY HORMONAL PIG" for the non Hindi speaking folks!!

Value of Money....

I wonder does value of money change from person to person??? Or is it that just because a person is from a background which has seen a hard earned prosperity, he values the money more or knows the value more.. I mean if a rich person values money more and is particular about it he is called miser... or why someone who spends a lot randomly on luxuries of life is expected to take things lightly 'in a good humour way' when the subject of humour is money? Especially when you yourself  won't mind things so funny when you put yourself in his place!!!

Why do we always tend to forget that be it your money or be it mine it is earned with the same trouble back home. Why make it as your or mine why not just leave it at money!!!

Another thing that just infuriates me is when it comes to necessities of life each and every one of those necessities have some basic purpose which money cannot match. Though the irony is, it can buy it!! It is not that I am not disillusioned by capitalism or I am some firm believer of socialism and reject branded products. As a matter of fact I quite often do buy them, but to me branded clothes or unbranded clothes they all hold same meaning!! I don't want to roam around naked. Also I treat them with equal respect or lack of respect it totally depends on your perception. it just amazes me as to how people judge utility with the price of that object.. I mean you bought a certain object because it solves your problem or fulfils thing that can be termed as a necessity.

A Bread is Bread even if its is from Alain Ducasse or from your nearest bakery as it serves the basic purpose of satisfying your hunger!!

Similarly a person how rich he may be loves his rupee as much as the poor beggar and probably has worked much more harder to earn that money!! Going back again all I feel is, Why make it as your or mine why not just leave it at money!!!

Butterfly

You may fail to notice me.........  but when you do notice me, I never fail to bring smile on your face.


Promise Me that you will save mother earth and Me... because I don't want to end up being have been. 


Butterflies are just the barometer of today's environment lets do something before we have to explain our kids the beauty of butterflies and how they are unlucky not to have seen it.
Photograph Courtesy Tejas Jain